7 Crazy Knock Knock Jokes of All Time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says moo!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help, I'm stuck out here!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean, open up the door!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor the fence, can I come in?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo!